All the pirates were too tired even to roar at each other, let alone sing a shanty, after their strenuous efforts in bringing the boat through the previous night's fantastic storm or fresh gale or strong breeze or whatever it happened to be. I've got ship's custard creams, and ship's bourbons,' said the Pirate Captain. Back on deck, the other pirates had finished their shanty-which had been about how a beautiful sea-nymph had left her rich but stupid Royal Navy boyfriend for a pirate boyfriend because he was much more interesting to talk to and could make her laugh-and now they were roaring. I didn't really enjoy our last adventure much, because we ran out of hams about halfway through. And with the argument settled, the Pirate Captain strode back into the galley, indicating for the pirate with a scarf to follow. He was fed up, because a whole day had gone by and they didn't seem to be any closer to actually starting an adventure. Well, we've been here too long.
Skye. Age: 20.
A lot of pirates claimed that they were wedded to the sea, but usually this was an excuse because they couldn't get a girlfriend or they were gay pirates, but in the Pirate Captain's case none of his crew doubted he was actually wedded to the sea for a minute.
Brynlee. Age: 26.
me n my girl drinkin it up at the naked pirate - Picture of Lake Havasu City, Arizona
One of the other pirates nodded. He was fed up, because a whole day had gone by and they didn't seem to be any closer to actually starting an adventure. The pirate with gout found himself run through in a grisly manner, and one of the cabin boys accidentally got a shiny pirate hook in the side of the head. The scarf-wearing pirate sighed, because he knew how seriously the pirates took their ham, and he could predict how this was going to end up.